Rejection Hotline

Dating advice isn't something that I normally am looking for or passing along, but this was too good to pass up.

A college roommate posted about a "Rejection Hotline" -- a fake number to give to someone that you don't want to know your actually number. Instead the person hears the following:

"Hello. This is not the person you were trying to call. You've reached the Rejection Hotline ... the person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number."

My trick is to give the wrong number, but turn two digits of my actual number around, so it's smooth on delivery.

Plus, Oshkosh doesn't have a rejection hotline. But if you live in Kelli's neck of the country, she getting some cards printed. Maybe you can go halvies.