Not Something You Hear Often

Yesterday, I was walking by a mirror in the ladies room and looked at the sideway image of myself. Mostly to check my hair as the humidity is making it super frizzy lately. But I noticed something else and thought to myself, "Is my ass smaller?" I tested my theory last night with a pair of jeans, fresh from the dryer. Sure enough, there is a smiggen more room in them than I remember there being. Maybe all of that jogging and biking is starting to pay off.